DoS jokes
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Memes
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!