DoS jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Memes
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).