Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
what do you call a black guy on a moon?
YOU RACISTS An astronaut !
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call someone with no legs?
disabled
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
