DoS jokes
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
How do you get away with murder?
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.