DoS jokes

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover their butt. Quack!

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.