DoS jokes
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
How do you get away with murder?
Memes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.