DoS

DoS Jokes

Mom

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Language

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Hairline

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

People

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Boy

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Orphan

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.