What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.