Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
