DoS jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.