DoS jokes
What do you call ball drama?
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Memes
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.