DoS jokes
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.