DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Memes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!