DoS jokes
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.