DoS jokes
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.