What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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DoS Jokes
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
"Bill, never do that again."
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
