DoS

DoS jokes

Boyfriend

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Orphan

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Mind

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

Tree

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Bird

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.