Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
DoS Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Do you like all the jokes Iāve been ācracking?ā
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
