DoS jokes

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call Josh in a room...

Gay.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

What do you call an orphan?

An orphan.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

What do you call ball drama?