Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
what do you call a kid with home a homless kid
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless
if ur ever bored jus fuck some orphans, what they gonna do, tell they're parents?
why do emo people cry because their emo ahahahah
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
