DoS jokes
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Memes
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
How do you shrivel a dick?
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!