DoS jokes
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.