If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
