DoS

DoS Jokes

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Bird

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

Orphan

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Ass

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

Frog

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Meat

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Poop

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.