What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
DoS Jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
