DoS

DoS Jokes

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Prince

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Website

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Imposter

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Boyfriend

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Orphan

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Mind

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

Tree

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Bird

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.