DoS jokes
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Memes
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.