Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
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What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
