What do you call ball drama?
what do batman and orphans have in common o👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 there parents died
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?They’re cheetahs!
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
what do you call an orphans family photo a self portrait
If your bored punch an orphan what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
If you’re ever board punch an orphan. What are they gonna do tell their parents?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want it won't chase you.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With me Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together Police: Where is your house: Me: Next to my neighbors house Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: If I tell you, you wont believe me Police: Tell me Me: Next to my house Police: *Arrests me*
