DoS jokes
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.