DoS jokes
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Memes
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you love God?
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.