Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Do you like all the jokes Iāve been ācracking?ā
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call ball drama?
