Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
