DoS jokes
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Memes
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Actually doing homework.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!