DoS jokes
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What do you call your kids?
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Memes
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.