Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
DoS Jokes
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
How do you get away with murder?
