Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
