DoS jokes
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Memes
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
How do you shrivel a dick?
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!