DoS jokes
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Memes
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.