DoS jokes
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Memes
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!