DoS jokes
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Memes
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.