Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
When red do be sus, though.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
