DoS jokes
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Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.