What do you call a cow? A cow!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common? Diana can't stop either.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
what do you call a kid with no home. a homeless kid
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
What do you call a terroist in a wheel chair An RC-XD
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food because they don’t even have one
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
