DoS jokes
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Memes
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What do you call your kids?
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.