DoS jokes
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Memes
I'm doing a face reveal because Ashton said I look hot
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.