What do you call a black person?
Black.
DoS Jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
How do you shrivel a dick?
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
