DoS jokes
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Memes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.