DoS jokes
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Memes
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?