DoS jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhhð
What can orphans not do in school?
Memes
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. â€ïž
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?