DoS jokes
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" ð€ª
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Memes
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesnât feel good?... The boat dock.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhð§
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
Theyâd probably get shellshocked, wasnât it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, Iâm headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.