DoS

DoS jokes

Dog

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the only contraction they know.

Cash

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Memes

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Brodie

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Job

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.

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Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Axe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?