DoS jokes
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Memes
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.