DoS jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Memes
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Actually doing homework.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.