DoS jokes
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Memes
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.