DoS jokes
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Memes
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.