DoS jokes
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Memes
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a?