DoS jokes
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! đ±
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call your kids?
Memes
What do you call a rapper who CANâT GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because theyâre shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Do you love God?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?