DoS jokes
What do you call a fish with no booty?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Memes
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!