DoS jokes
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Memes
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.