DoS jokes
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Memes
Touhou meme idk
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.