If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
DoS Jokes
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Really, SimSimi? Really?
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
