DoS jokes
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Memes
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!