DoS jokes
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Memes
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a?
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?