DoS jokes

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

What do you call a communist?

Braxton.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.