DoS jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Memes
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!