Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
DoS Jokes
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Do you love God?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
