DoS jokes

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!