DoS jokes

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.

Actually doing homework.

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

What do you call an injured Panera Bread?

Panera Bled.

What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?

Panera Wedged.

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.