Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
DoS Jokes
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
