DoS jokes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Memes
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.