DoS jokes
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What can orphans not do in school?
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.