DoS jokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Memes
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Hi, how are you doing today?
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.