DoS jokes

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

What do you call an injured Panera Bread?

Panera Bled.

What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?

Panera Wedged.

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?

Panera Lead.

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?

Panera bait.