DoS jokes
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Memes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.