"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
DoS Jokes
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What do you call a?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
