Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
DoS Jokes
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!