DoS jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Memes
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Actually doing homework.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.