DoS jokes
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Memes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?