What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
