DoS jokes
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Memes
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Hi, how are you doing today?
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.