DoS jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Memes
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.