DoS jokes
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Memes
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.