What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
DoS Jokes
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
when bro says we doing it to night
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Do you see the toilet?
