DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Memes
What can orphans not do in school?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."