DoS jokes
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Memes
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.