What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
DoS Jokes
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
