DoS jokes
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Memes
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!