DoS jokes
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Memes
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?