DoS jokes
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Memes
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.