DoS jokes
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Memes
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.