DoS jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Memes
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.