What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
DoS Jokes
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
