Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
