DoS jokes

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

What do you call a Downey with glasses?

No, me neither.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.