DoS jokes

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

What do you call an orphan with a selfie?

A family portrait.

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

How do you make holy water?

You take it to church ⛪️

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.