DoS jokes
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Memes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.