What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
DoS Jokes
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What can orphans not do in school?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
