DoS jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Why do orphans suck at homework?

Because they don’t have a home.

What do you call a hungry person?

African.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What do you call an orphan village?

An orphanage.

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah Bless.