What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
DoS Jokes
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
