Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
DoS Jokes
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
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Use them for toilet paper. 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Donβt care wtf you say or listen to shit you sayπ
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
