DoS jokes
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Memes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.