DoS jokes
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Memes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.