DoS Jokes

What do you do with a frozen vegetable?

You wait for it to thaw.

What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

What am I doing?

Your mom.

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?

Poker face.

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.