DoS jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.