DoS jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Memes
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.