DoS jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Memes
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.