Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
DoS Jokes
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
