DoS jokes
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Memes
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠ðŸ˜
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!