DoS jokes
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Memes
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!