What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
DoS Jokes
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
