Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
DoS Jokes
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
