DoS jokes
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Memes
Touhou meme idk
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.