DoS jokes
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Memes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.