DoS jokes
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Memes
Touhou meme idk
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.