What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
DoS Jokes
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
