DoS jokes
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
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When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!