DoS jokes
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Memes
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.