How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
