DoS jokes
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Memes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."