DoS jokes
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Memes
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.