DoS jokes
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Memes
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)