DoS jokes
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Memes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.