DoS jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Memes
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.