DoS jokes

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Why do I have a fat mom?

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?

Octopie!

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"