DoS jokes
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Memes
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.