DoS jokes
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Memes
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
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I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.