DoS jokes
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What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Memes
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."