DoS jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Memes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!