DoS jokes
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Memes
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?