DoS jokes
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Memes
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.