DoS jokes
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Memes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.