DoS jokes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Memes
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"