DoS jokes
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Memes
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!