DoS jokes

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

What do you call a disabled person drowning?

A boat.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What store do orphans never go to?

Home Depot 🤣

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.